FREDDIE FROM SCOOBY DOO

I would be too embarrassed to get out of the Mystery Machine.

This costume is a little confusing as it looks more like the Children Of The Damned meet Office Space.

If you tried to make me dress me up as Freddie, I would kick your ascot.

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