PIZZA SLICE

When you told your parents you wanted to go as "Krusty", you should've said "the clown". But no, they've got you all dressed up as a Domino's Delight.

No, you will not find a cheesier costume than this pride of Pizza Hut.

"Olive" the other kids will be dressing up this year as ghosts, witches, monsters, and Disney characters, your kid will be out there, showing off his pepperoni to all his friends...if he has any. But be careful. This costume could send the wrong message to neighborhood dogs, and hungry football-watching dads.