MUSTARD BOTTLE

"Well Bobby, what would you like to be this year? Spiderman? A Transformer? A fireman? No, you want to go as a mustard bottle?"

Yes, this year, your son has asked to be a condiment. Ooh, don't you just want to squeeze him?!

Oh a positive note, your bright yellow casing will be difficult to miss on the dark streets of your neighborhood.

This could've been a good choice if the nozzle was placed somewhere else.