CHARM'S CANDY

I guess when you picked out this candy costume, they must've been out of Tootsie Rolls.

Are you the only person not to notice that on the front of your costume it says "Blow Pop"? I'm sure dad will get a hoot out of that.

While some might get you confused with a loaf of Wonderbread, you can still tell everyone else that you underneath your wrapper is sweet candy.