THOMAS CRAPPER

What were your parents thinking when picked out this costume for you? They did pick it didn't they?

Well, if you're used to being shit on, I guess Potty Pete is the perfect costume for you. Yes, the girls are really going to love you at the Hallowe'en party...because they won't have to wait in line for the bathroom.

Every time you sit down, someone's going to try to piss down the front of you. And look, you've got an extra roll of "TP" to help people with their paperwork.

Yes sir, you will be the Porcelain King! And your drunken subjects will be kneeling before you and your throne. Congratulations, Toilet Man.