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Carl The Bus Driver Is A Tortured Soul Print E-mail
Carl The Bus DriverENUMCLAW, WA-- Carl Sweetwater has been driving a schoolbus for the Enumclaw Public School for seventeen years, and is proud of his day job. But, at night, when the children's songs are over Carl lives a horrific nightmare.

Carl lives in a modest home in nearby Auburn, Washington, and tends a simple garden planted with herbs.  Carl doesn't drink or smoke, and he likes to relax by playing solitaire or working with wood in his garage. He will occupy his time with anything that keeps him out of his basement--a basement shelved with beer bottles.

"Don't make me go in there," said Carl in a fragile voice. "Don't make me count the bottles."

Editor: Carl has since retired since news of this story reached the Enumclaw school district.

 
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