| Wil Wheaton Wins World Series Of Strip Poker |
The More You Lose, The More You Have To Show For It LAS VEGAS STRIP-- Wil Wheaton is starting to show his mettle, but he won't be showing anything else soon, because he has won this year's World Series of Strip Poker. Wheaton undressed eight other opponents at the final table to capture the title. The game of poker, and Texas Hold-em in particular, has gained
increasing popularity in the past two years, and strip poker has also
been "taking off." Wheaton dropped a hand (and his shorts) early on in the tournament, but
won back a pair of size 36 Levi's a couple of hands later to help him regain his
composure and his modesty. He was lucky then that he didn't have to reveal his monster (hand). Wheaton was fairly limp at first (with his betting), but he grew hard (limiting his facial expressions) as the tournament wore on. At
the end of the first day, Wheaton almost lost his shirt (and everything
else) going all-in, or more aptly "all off" with a pair of pocket
Jacks, but came out on top (and with an extra top) when sexy Christy
Meanly from Arlington Texas, got the third jack, but failed to make her full house. Wheaton had
jokingly mentioned that she had a nice set, but unfortunately her
3-of-a-kind wasn't enough to beat his flush. Wheaton managed
to avoid distractions from female players who intentionally threw
their bras into the pots for the small (and sometimes very large)
blinds, and played a tight game for the next two days (more so due to
the undersized jeans he won earlier). He was able to disrobe several
opponents, bluffing many of them into the buff with strong bets and
over-the-top raises. In one brilliant hand, Wheaton knew that
strip-poker vetern Lance Beauregard had the nuts, but that was mostly
because they were sticking out his boxer shorts. Wheaton was
in 3rd place going into the final day, with a healthy stack (of
clothes), and he was able to maintain his momentum, despite a losing
"streak" from 15th place finisher Deborah Landon from Seattle, who ran
around the table naked screaming: "I love you Wesley!" Wheaton
made it to the final table after Gil Reppard from France mucked his
briefs in a very embarrassing moment. In the finals, Shirley Peet of
Memphis busted when her bra-clasp gave out, and she flopped her pair.
Wheaton made his gut-shot straight, hitting a queen on the river to win the hand, and take home the strip poker championship. Wil isn't quite sure what he
will do with all the clothes he won. Many of the items didn't fit and
would likely be donated to the Salvation Army, but Wil indicated he
might keep some of the lacier undergarments for himself. Wil also took home a couple of decks of the nude playing cards that were used in the tournament. |
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