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Covering up these naughty parts is just plain cruel.
After that pubic-ity stunt, do these assholes think you're going to get off the couch and order their little Spring Break flash fest?

After leading you on with a temptation of delicious boob flesh, only to revoke it like Dick Cheney's hunting license, do they honestly believe that you're going to shell out $29.95 (plus shipping and freakin' handling) to see what lies beneath those bouncing little logos?

Do they really think that you’re such a desperate horn-monkey that you’ll do anything to see what’s underneath those Photoshopped pasties? Fuck yes—I mean NO!!!

It pisses you off to no end. Because you know this commercial wasn't even edited by the network--it was the fucking distributors!

Why would you want to buy it? If those breasts were deliberately masked by the purveyors of this voyeur-porn, how would you ever able to trust them?
If those flesh marketers are trying to extort money from you in order to free those remarkable breasts from their digitally-censored prisons, I would say to them: "Fuck you, girls gone wild!" and flip over to Showtime where you can stare at all the late-night boobies you can handle. Failing that there’s always good old Internet porn.worst halloween costumes

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Biting Satire is humor and parody with teeth! Please understand that this satire article is fictitious, and only intended for entertainment purposes. Copyright Biting Satire (this year).

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