These censored boobie graphics really piss you off.

You watch a short clip of a tipsy young blonde dancing and smiling and flirting with the camera.

She lifts up her top and shit!-- digitally-imposed tassles are appearing in the supple area where her nipples should be located.

Is this a freaking joke? What kind of cruel hoax is this? What demented teet-sucking soul decided that it was necessary to cover up the only really tasty bits of this nubile college exhibitionist?

Fuck the nerve of them! You weren't even thinking of sex until this nympho-mercial came on! You were minding your own business, happily dozing off to mindless late-night television. But no...some jerk ass had to cock tease you with the possibility of candid nudity, only to rob you of that one pleasurable moment with a cruel graphic edit.