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EntertainmentGirls Gone Wild Commercials Drive You Mad

article thumbnailCensored Boobies Cause A Rise…In Anger Levels You watch a short clip of a tipsy young blonde dancing and smiling and flirting with the camera. She lifts up her top and shit!--...
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Adult HumorThe Thing About Ben Grimm's Penis

article thumbnailIs The Thing Always Rock Hard? Like many kids of my generation, I grew up reading Marvel comics, and the adventures of Spiderman, Captain America, and the X-Men. But for me, the Fantastic Four was...
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Frenchman Will Probably Get Lucky Again Tonight
Society
Joliette gives Henri a warm smile as he heads off to the market to buy lots of wine.

Ooh La La!

TOULONS, FRANCE-- Henri Aubin is expected to be home early tonight, as his wife Joliette has promised that he will "get some" if he brings back plenty of wine.

Although Henri likes to stay out until 2 or 3 in the morning playing petonque, a variant of bocci, and drinking pastis with "les gars", marital duties often force him home early.

"My Jolie is very, very passionate," says Henri. "She cannot get enough of me. Sometimes I am almost too tired to go to work." Henri restores antique furniture for Alain Dufresne, who owns a shop in town.


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Fudge Packer Misunderstood
Economy

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Rey Torrez shows off a box of fudge that he packed.
This Packer Wants To Know What's Wrong With Fudge

AT THE FUDGE FACTORY-- Rey Torrez works for the Tasty Treat Fudge Factory, a leader in fudge, almond bark, and marzipan. Rey, 38, works in the shipping department as a packer of fudge, and fudge-related products.

Yes, I am a packer--of fudge," said Rey proudly. "I take the fudge, put it in boxes, and ship it out to customers. In fact, I've been boxing up chocolate, double chocolate, and maple nut fudges since 1998, when I first got hired on by Tasty Treat."

Rey doesn't mind the work. The wage is fair, the benefits are decent, and the working conditions are alright. He works regular hours, gets sick-leave, and is even given three weeks of paid vacation per year.

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You Better Be A Good Actor If You're Going To Cheat On Your Wife
Society
Unfaithful Drama Teacher Unable To Lie Convincingly To Wife

OFF STAGE-- George Bateman has been a high school drama teacher for eleven years. During that tenure George has organized nine dramatic productions, including two musicals, written three plays, and taught everything from improvisation to classical theatre. On stage, George has directed hundreds of students, coached several promising thespians, and has even taken on a role or two himself, participating in a couple of community theatre productions.

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The legendary Vincent Price would never have cheated on his wife.

However George, who has been cheating on his wife with one of his former students, failed to convince her that he had been "working late", and it has led him to question his own acting abilities.

George graduated from the Wilson College of Fine Arts with a degree in dramatic arts, and has been involved in theatre since he played the part of the eccentric Uncle Teddy in a high school production of Arsenic And Old Lace.

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One Man's Threesome Fantasies
Society
You Wouldn't Want To Get In The Middle Of This Threesome

BOULDER, CO-- Gerry Hamber isn't any different than most males--his desire to sleep with two women at the same time is perfectly normal. Gerry's situation is more serious however, as he is having trouble distinguishing his erotic fantasies from reality.

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Gerry Hamber fantasizes about threesomes during a recent park visit.

"Gerry Hamber's case is very interesting," says Dr. Tse Ling-Phan, a sexual therapist. "It's as if he believes he's having sexual encounters with multiple partners--threesomes in particular--while he's continuing on with his daily life. He may believe that his real life is one continuous erotic dream."

Gerry is a 27-year-old graphic designer working for a leading-edge Internet solutions provider in Boulder. His fantasies about threesomes had been mostly dormant until recently, when he began imagining a threesome with his co-worker Angela Bascombe, 25, and Tori Wielding, his 29-year-old department manager.

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What The Hell Are You Looking At?
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AT THE PARK-- "Why don't you take a picture," asked voluptuous Laurie Evans when she caught you staring atA girl's breast friends her from across the way. "It'll last longer."

She sure looked upset. "Am I just some sort of sex object for you to stare at?" she asked you, as she tried to fold her arms across her chest.

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