McDonald's Restaurant's McVISA fast-food credit card.

McDonald's Credit Card Holder Has One Whopper Of A Bill

Credit cards can be a wonderful thing for consumers who don't wish to carry cash. The convenience of purchasing on credit lets people manage their finances through online banking and monthly statements. But for those who unable to control their spending urges, credit can be a dangerous thing. For fast food consumers with poor credit management, it can be even worse.

Josie Amblin is a part-time student, part-time worker, and a full-time McVISA user. Josie, 22, is one of thousands of McVISA cardholders unable to stop purchasing food on credit from McDonald's restaurants.

Billy has an ingenious way to remove dog droppings from the family lawn

Putting The Boot To Dog Poop

THE BACKYARD-- If you own a dog, treading through your own backyard can be as dangerous as dodging through a Bosnian minefield. And who wants to take the time to rid the yard of Lassie's land mines? Even Junior, especially Junior, dreads the task of removing Fido's fecal foulness from the lawn, finding fresh fables to face different functions instead.

Not so for little Billy Compton.

A Goth female is paralyzed by fear after seeing the bright headlights of an oncoming vehicle.

Watch For Goth On Road

BURKITTSVILLE, MARYLAND-- Maryland residents are blessed with pristine landscapes and winding highways that weave their way through unspoiled forests. The beautiful countrysides are a pleasure to behold, however the lulling scenery makes automotive travel dangerous for motorists--and for the forest denizens.

In particular, Goths, lugubrious followers of a punk-like subculture, can cause people quite a fright when they dart out on to dark highway roads, catching the drivers unawares. Maryland state troopers caution travelers to be extra careful when nearing Goth crossings--especially at night.

The Most Holy Patriarch of the Holy Ronald Church in Philadelphia makes an appearance during the transubstantiation during communion, dispensing chicken McNuggets to believers.

St. Ronald Of McDonald?

INSIDE THE McCATHEDRAL-- For those who are still praying for the return of the McRib, you now have a sanctuary to place your order to a higher authority.

The Holy Ronald Church of the True Faith is expanding the number of its religious franchises to closely match the number of restaurants. With believers numbering close to 100 million in the United States alone, Church officials believe the time is right to make a more dominant presence.

Previously worshipers were forced to celebrate the Most Blessed Sacrament inside restaurants, and during busy periods they would be forced into the play rooms or even outside on the patios. Within five years there should be a cathedral in every major city, with chapels and smaller churches dotting the landscape every two kilometres, population permitting.