Madelaine Benefield is upset about the colour of the adornment on the cake she bought for her friend Louisa.

But Friends Get A Rise From Explicit Confection

OAKLAND, CA--Madelaine Benefield wanted to do something interesting for her best friend Louisa's 35th birthday. She thought that one of those erotic cakes would be just the thing to get a rise out of her girlfriend, who had been a little depressed about turning thirty-five.

So Madelaine decided to order an adult-themed cake from Bob's Erotic Cakes, and had them decorate it with male genitalia. But when Madelaine picked up the cake, her disappointment at the cake's confection cock was obvious--the cake and its adornment were vanilla, and not chocolate like she expected!

The savoury flavour of the Pacific Bearded Clam is an irresistible temptation to most people.

his Is One Tasty Treat

THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST-- We all have our own preferences when selecting a tourist destination. Some like having fun in the sun thru beaches, others seek the lights of Las Vegas by trooping casinos and poker tables. The Pacific boasts of having both world class beaches and over the top bars and hotels, making it one of the world's best tourist spots. To further entice tourists to visit their shores, the people of the Pacific is introducing a piece of their culture through their delicacies. Of these distinct yet tasteful dishes, the bearded clam is the most popular.

This furry little mollusk is often compared to chicken in its texture, although it can smell fishy if not snatched up fresh. Inside its shell, the bearded clam stews in its own juices, and the delightful taste is revealed every time it is opened up.

This naturalist shopper checks out some super deals at a local strip mall.

Where Everything Is More Than Half-Off

AT THE MALL --The downtown core, suffering from economic apathy, has decided to try something nude to help bring back the shoppers, and has converted the previously dressed-up retail center into a strip mall.

Although they have been around since the 1940s, many strip malls struggled to survive as shoppers avoided them for glitzier indoor malls. During that time, a fair number of businesses lost their shirts when anti-nudity laws made it even harder to compete.

But times have changed, as have the attitudes.

In the beer commercials, wild things happen all the time.

Those Beer Commercial People Are Always Having So Much Fun!

BEYOND THE TELEVISION SCREEN--I turn on the television and the game is on. In a moment there will be a break in the action and then I'll be seeing an advertisement for a popular brand of beer. Oh man, they sure have a lot of fun in those commercials! Their lives are much more exciting than mine.

Why can't my life be like a beer commercial? Why don't my friends suddenly ignite into party-mode, spontaneously erupting into an explosion of fun? A chaotic turmoil of partyness, where the hair is always perfect, and the beer labels always face the right direction?

In the beer commercials, the women are all drop-dead beautiful and the men have chiseled physiques, except for that one fat friend who's as jovial as a hard-drinking Santa Claus at a frat party. Everyone loves a fat guy.