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Strip Mall Has Nothing To Hide |
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Society
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naturalist shopper checks out some super deals at a local
strip mall. |
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Where
Everything Is More Than Half-Off
AT
THE MALL --The
downtown core, suffering from economic apathy, has decided to try something
nude to help bring back the shoppers, and has converted the previously
dressed-up retail center into a strip mall. Although
they have been around since the 1940s, many strip malls struggled to survive
as shoppers avoided them for glitzier indoor malls. During that time,
a fair number of businesses lost their shirts when anti-nudity laws made
it even harder to compete.
But
times have changed, as have the attitudes. |
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Why Can't My Life Be Like A Beer Commercial? |
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Society
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the beer commercials, wild things happen all the time. |
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Those
Beer Commercial People Are Always Having So Much Fun!
BEYOND
THE TELEVISION SCREEN--I
turn on the television and the game is on. In a moment there will be a
break in the action and then I'll be seeing an advertisement for a popular
brand of beer. Oh man, they sure have a lot of fun in those commercials!
Their lives are much more exciting than mine. Why can't
my life be like a beer commercial? Why don't my friends suddenly ignite
into party-mode, spontaneously erupting into an explosion of fun? A chaotic
turmoil of partyness, where the hair is always perfect, and the beer labels
always face the right direction?
In the beer
commercials, the women are all drop-dead beautiful and the men have chiseled
physiques, except for that one fat friend who's as jovial as a hard-drinking
Santa Claus at a frat party. Everyone loves a fat guy. |
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Adult Store Downgraded To 'XX' |
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Society
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| Skinly's
XXXTra Hot Video Store. Is their material still raunchy enough
to rate three X's? |
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It's
Hard To Keep Up With Rigid Pornography Standards
ALONG
THE STRIP-- Providing
adult entertainment for fickle film viewers isn't an easy task. Constantly
changing attitudes towards pornography can make it hard for vendors to
keep up with the rigid standards today's users of adult material expect.
A hard-core, full-fisted, f*ck flick that may have been raunchy and offensive
ten years ago could now be considered tamer than a topless cooking show. F.I.S.T.
(Film Industry Standards Tribunal), the sex industry regulatory board
which regulates the pornographic credit rating of adult video stores,
adult accessory outlets, and peep show parlours, has been reclassifying
several sex shops as a result of stronger explicity standards. |
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Do You Like My Ball Sack? |
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Society
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AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD--
Young Jeremy Piddle doesn't have a lot going for him; he's got greasy
hair, bad posture, and his voice sounds like Elmo on novocain. But in
spite of those flaws, Jeremy has one thing working in his favour: he
has a nice ball sack.
Jeremy's a nice kid who likes video games, street hockey, and baseball cards, but most of all, he loves that ball sack of his.
He's
darn proud of it--and he has a right to be proud. As ball sacks go,
Jeremy's is quite impressive. At least his friends think so. |
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Dying Teen Wishes For Threesome |
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Society
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Cavender has only one wish... |
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Dear Make-A-Wish
Foundation:
My name is
Billy Cavender, and I am fifteen-years-old. Earlier this year I was diagnosed
with Acute lymphocytic leukaemia, a cancer of the white blood cells. My
disease has progressed swiftly, and has already affected my bloodstream
and many of my vital organs. I have been told that my condition is terminal.
My parents
are in complete shock over the news of my impending death and they spend
a lot of time crying and hugging me. It seems a cruel fate to have my
life taken away from me at such an early age. But I accept God's decision,
and I am doing my best to cherish every living day that I have left on
this Earth. |
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