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Lance Boyle (editor)-- What can we say about Lance, that doesn't already appear on his rap sheet? Lance, a sarcastic, cynical sunnuvabitch who is quick to anger, and would rather pull fur off of kittens rather than talk about himself, has been writing dry humor since he was able to put ink to quill or vice versa. Lance loves to hate the Internet, but can't think of another medium that would allow him to meet so many lonely Midwestern housewives.
Ryan Coque (staff writer) -- Ryan, a surrealist sandwich artist who looks at the world from a peculiar angle, would like to get his neck fixed so that he can look at it straight. Ryan who gets most of his inspiration from a bottle of Rootbeer Schnapps, has three kids named Ernest, and boasts as having the largest collection of empty Vicadin bottles. 
Myles Frumhomme (staff writer) --Myles is a neo-Luddite who refuses to use computers, and insists that his hand-written stories be scanned with OCR software. Myles, whose favorite actor is either Peter Coyote or Wile E. Coyote, claims to have invented the peanutbutter slice, flavored antifreeze, and hexagonal tortilla shells.
Kirk Tuender-Price (staff writer) -- Kirk is a former technical writer who could never pay attention for detail. Kirk, who could never see the humor in writing manuals, decided to switch over to humor writing, and is currently working on a funny manual. Kirk is also a huge Star Trek fan who claims to have a fully-functioning phaser. 
Roland Tumble (Media and Marketing) -- Roland is the meat and potatoes of the organization, the man who is the glue that holds Biting Satire together. Roland is the cornerstone of the operation, the tie that binds us, the lynch pin, the key to our puzzle, the milk in our Cheerios. Without Roland...well we'd probably be alright.These Ads Bite
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