I’m Drinking This Pineapple Juice For You, Baby

I'm drinking this pineapple juice to make my semen sweeter for my lover

I must admit, that when it comes to my partner in life, I’m willing to do almost anything it takes to please her–no matter how uncomfortable the actions might make me feel or whatever embarrassment it may cause. Her happiness is important to me, and for that reason alone, I’m willing to make certain emotional and physical “compromises” in order to satisfy her personal needs.

Recently our relationship has been put to the test. Although our love life is satisfactory, she has been starting to make certain demands of me, pressuring me into doing things that are outside my normal comfort levels. At first, her hints were subtle, but now she is becoming quite frank and open about a subject I have been loathe to discuss or even consider. Although the idea makes me queasy, she wants me to drink pineapple juice.

Now to be honest, I cannot stand the taste of this stuff, yet, I am willing to put aside my personal taboos in order to make the flavour of my semen more palatable for my lover. I guess when it comes to matters of the bedroom, I have always been a giver.

Admittedly, the thought of that sickly sweet nectar going down my throat is enough to make me want to puke, yet I will make every reasonable effort to suppress my gag reflex in order to make my girl happy.

Yes the idea of guzzling this thick, nasty fluid is enough to make my pubic hairs uncurl, but when it comes to my girlfriend, I’m willing to put aside my fears so that she can go down on me and swallow my warm load without puckering. I guess I’m just an unselfish lover.

Oh sure, she’ll have to pressure and coax me into consuming even the smallest amount of pineapple juice at first. I’ll resist as much as I can, but I just can’t reconcile the idea of having my sweetie suck unsweetened cum out of my throbbing rod. Now, when I put that glass to my lips, I’ll just close my eyes, suppress a shudder, and remember that I’m doing it for her.

Yes, I’m probably one of those pleasers, a rare man who is actually willing to swallow (pineapple juice) just so that others can experience joy and pleasure from giving me head. I know I shouldn’t always try to be an enabler, always putting the needs of others ahead of myself, but the look on my girl’s face after she’s blown me and taken the full money shot in her mouth will be enough for me to realize that sometimes it is more rewarding to give than to receive. Feeling my sweet cum load splash into the back of her throat should make me understand that drinking pineapple juice will be worth the sacrifice I make solely for her pleasure.

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