Fluffers Maintain A Firm Hold In Adult Film Industry

Fluffers play a big part in porn films

The work of the fluffer can be critical to the success of the porno film. If the pillows are flat and lifeless, the sex scene can falter. Even when watching adult movies, people notice the little details. In porn, the bed, along with the pillows, sheets, and coverings are key film elements, props that the actors must utilize to maximize their "performance". And so it's up to the fluffer to ensure that those pillows, comforters, and blankets are as poofy as a Barbra Walter hairdo.

I'm Drinking This Pineapple Juice For You, Baby

I must admit, that when it comes to my partner in life, I'm willing to do almost anything it takes to please her--no matter how uncomfortable the actions might make me feel or whatever embarrassment it may cause. Her happiness is important to me, and for that reason alone, I'm willing to make certain emotional and physical "compromises" in order to satisfy her personal needs.

Recently our relationship has been put to the test. Although our love life is satisfactory, she has been starting to make certain demands of me, pressuring me into doing things that are outside my normal comfort levels. At first, her hints were subtle, but now she is becoming quite frank and open about a subject I have been loathe to discuss or even consider. Although the idea makes me queasy, she wants me to drink pineapple juice.

Ever since the release of the movie Total Recall in 1990, I have fantasized about women with three breasts.

You see, in this off-world Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie, there was this beautiful Martian mutant (I forget her name) who worked as a topless waitress or hooker in a contaminated Martian colony pub. And the great thing about this revamped vamp, was that she had three beautiful bosoms.

Yes, I realize that this thrice-blessed babe was only make-believe and her boobies were made out of latex or paper machier or whatever, but from the first time I saw that delicious deviant, I knew that I wanted to meet a triple-titted girl.

It's been a couple of weeks since you last had the thick grime removed from your Honda, and because of the miserable road conditions lately, even more layers of salt and dirt have accumulated on the outside of your economy vehicle.

You know your car is in serious need of a good washing, but you just haven't had the time to hose it off yourself or get it to the local "touch less" carwash. But today, as you prepared for the morning work commute in your mud-ravaged vehicle, you noticed a suspiciously odd message scrolled, scribbled, or possibly etched into the heavy cake of dirt on the rear hatch of your car.